I thought about titling this "Homeless: will berate you/women for food" but since his ultimate goal is to get paid to shine your shoes... or hook up with some random chick I'm not really sure, I felt that title somewhat inaccurate.
From Break.com (http://www.break.com/)
A very funny homeless guy. (http://www.break.com/index/homeless-man-talking-trash.html)